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	<link>http://www.yukes.com</link>
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		<title>I Finally Joined The Mile High Club</title>
		<description>Today -- while flying to Vegas for BlogWorld -- I finally joined the Mile-High club!

Get your mind out of the gutter...  I meant the Mile-High Blogger club!

Note: This post was written at 35,000 feet -- thanks to in-flight WiFi Internet (brought to you by GoGo.)  And I gotta ...</description>
		<link>http://www.yukes.com/2009/10/i-finally-joined-the-mile-high-club/</link>
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		<title>P3P Cookie Problems With Tracking202</title>
		<description>
Despite the many advantages of Tracking202 Pro -- I get a lot of traffic to my offers from the old self-hosted open source solution -- Prosper202  (Which can still be downloaded here http://prosper.tracking202.com/apps/download/)

When using Prosper202 on a separate tracking domain (i.e.  different domain from your Landing Pages) -- ...</description>
		<link>http://www.yukes.com/2009/10/p3p-cookie-problems-with-tracking202/</link>
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		<title>Why Aren&#8217;t There More Virgins?</title>
		<description>Recently, I've been putting in a ton of miles, on many different carriers...
But one is substantially different...

I fly Virgin whenever I get the chance -- They are hands-down the best US carrier.

Everything is so dialed in -- from the younger, more attractive flight crew -- to the funny on board ...</description>
		<link>http://www.yukes.com/2009/09/why-arent-there-more-virgin/</link>
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		<title>Hey Dumbass Japanese Douche Bags</title>
		<description>You're YUKE'S CO LTD -- and you own yukes.co.jp
(Which -- by the way -- maybe you should figure out how to 301 your site at http://yukes.co.jp/ to http://www.yukes.co.jp/)

Can you keep your lame ass corporate emails out of MY yukes.com INBOX?
Why do you copy ME on half of everything?

I appreciated previewing ...</description>
		<link>http://www.yukes.com/2009/09/hey-dumbass-japanese-douche-bags/</link>
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		<title>Quick + Dirty Way To Survive HTTP DOS Attacks</title>
		<description>On Wednesday, I rolled out of bed late and had a voicemail from my friend.  My buddy got comp'd a fat cabana over at Red Rock casino for their Wednesday pool party.  Nice!  Here's how the day was gonna look:

Before heading to the pool, I figured I ...</description>
		<link>http://www.yukes.com/2009/07/quick-dirty-way-to-survive-http-dos-attacks/</link>
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		<title>What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas&#8230; Except for herpes.  That shit&#8217;ll come back with you.</title>
		<description>I almost peed my pants watching Hangover last night...


Go see it... Tonight!

I'm gonna watch it again in a couple hours -- just to see if it has that repeat offender power kick.

Will keep you updated... </description>
		<link>http://www.yukes.com/2009/06/what-happens-in-vegas-stays-in-vegas-except-for-herpes-that-shitll-come-back-with-you/</link>
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		<title>Power Of The Mastermind &#8211; Elite Retreat</title>
		<description>The smartest thing I do in life is hang out with people who are brighter, smarter, faster, hotter than me.

Last year in April, I jumped on the chance to hang out with some super dope marketers in San Francisco.  Elite Retreat is a small gathering of top movers and shakers.  ...</description>
		<link>http://www.yukes.com/2009/02/power-of-the-mastermind-elite-retreat/</link>
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		<title>Finally &#8211; A Decent Memcached For PHP</title>
		<description>You know what memcached is, right?
memcached is a high-performance, distributed memory object caching system, generic in nature, but intended for use in speeding up dynamic web applications by alleviating database load.

Danga Interactive developed memcached to enhance the speed of LiveJournal.com, a site which was already doing 20 million+ dynamic page ...</description>
		<link>http://www.yukes.com/2009/01/finally-a-decent-memcached-extension-for-php/</link>
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		<title>I Found $17,500 At Hard Rock Casino</title>
		<description>
Well technically, I had left it there on deposit... over a year ago... since then moved to Flordia.  Was in Miami for 6 months, then Sarasota/Tampa area for a while.  And completely FORGOT about this account!

I was recently over at the Hard Rock celebrating a friends birthday -- imagine my ...</description>
		<link>http://www.yukes.com/2009/01/i-found-17500-at-hard-rock-casino/</link>
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		<title>Trimming The Fat With An AMEX Plum Card</title>
		<description>A couple days ago, I talked about squeezing the profits out a campaign... every last drop!  1-2% matters!!  To me anyways, but allow me to set the stage for you:

A few weeks ago, Scott Richter (Affiliate.com) came to Las Vegas to party.  I met up with him, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.yukes.com/2009/01/trimming-the-fat-with-an-amex-plum-card/</link>
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